Reasons Why It’s Great To Be a Guy

I found this interesting article on FACE BOOK about benefits of being born as a guy over gal. The facts being given are true and noticeable.

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Reasons Why It’s Great To Be a Guy

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Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You don’t have to monitor your friend’s sex lives.
You can open all your own jars.
Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained weight.
Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind.
When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
All your orgasms are real.
A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
You understand why Stripes is funny.
You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.
Your last name stays put.
You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
The garage is all yours.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
You never have to clean the toilet.
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
You don’t have to shave below your neck.
If you’re 40 and single nobody notices.
You can write your name in the snow.
You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
Flowers fix everything.
You never have to worry about other people’s feelings.
You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
Foreplay is optional.
Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)
The world is your urinal.
You get to jump up and slap stuff.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
One mood, all the time.
You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too yucky.
You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
You don’t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
You don’t care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth’s population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
Bachelor parties whip ass over bridal showers.
You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
You needn’t pretend you’re “freshening up” to go to the bathroom.
If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell your friends you’ve changed.
Someday you’ll be a dirty old man.
You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase “Fuck it!”
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you’re not in the mood.
If something mechanical didn’t work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
Baywatch
There is always a game on somewhere

Source: Published on FACE BOOK